nice-wig-janis:

asking your hairdresser for a trim and they cut too much:
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verylittlebird:

kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.

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oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

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upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

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turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

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mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

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